Completely Failed Experiments!!![]
Glass of Milk + Ordinary Chocolate Bar = Delicious Snack!
Lonesome Banana + Banana Phone + Huge Melons = Titalating Fruity Phone Sex!
Rotting Hoof + (DECONSTRUCTION!) = Rotting Glue
-Taken from a Journal Entry
March 3rd, 2011 SF, percipitation and falling barometric pressure
19:35 PST
With hiden forbrooding I seized to act upon the horrible notion that struck me; I set my focusai to the physical tasks at hand, continually denying the whispers of madness my actions implied. One look into that abyss and i knew I would not be able to return.. I had things to do. Each individual ingredient in my inventory must be revaluated.
Instant Gelatin Powder + Overpriced Bottle of Water = Gelatin Instantly
Instant Gelatin Powder + DOTHMBW = !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sense many more failed experiments are destined to follow...