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The Bread Basket[]

Bacon Acres[]

Porkin Patch[]

Note: Some drop information may be missing.

Image ` | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
The Elantian Society of Domestic Animals has approved this Porkin for human consumption. ESDA Choice Porkin 6 274-400

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Being raised in the heart of Elanthia, an ESDA Choice Porkin leaps over a tall building in a single bound... and lands on you.

  • Aromatic Wood Chips
  • Bottle of BBQ Sauce
  • Grade A Porkin Meat (always)
  • Porkin Egg (Only during Phase 1 of DL Guild Raid)
  • Porkin Fertilizer
  • Porkin Shovel
  • Squeal-Proof Ear Buds
  • Tysonberry
The Headmaster said you'd never graduate unless Porkins flew. Little did he know... Pigasus 5 172-259

Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Take to the Skies!
Effect: -50% Damage Taken
Duration: Smarts saves

  • Porkin Baster
  • Porkin Egg (Only during Phase 1 of DL Guild Raid)
  • Porkin Shovel
  • Porkin Strips
  • Porkin Wodka
  • Squeal-Proof Ear Buds
  • Tysonberry
And this little porklette went wee, wee, wee, all the way to your dinner table Porklettes 5 174-259

Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Pork in the Shell
Effect: -50% Damage Taken
Duration: This Adventure Only

  • Aromatic Wood Chips
  • Bottle of BBQ Sauce
  • Pleasanton Baked Beans
  • Porkin Baster
  • Porkin Egg (Only during Phase 1 of DL Guild Raid)
  • Porkin Strips
  • Squeal-Proof Ear Buds
  • Tysonberry
The Everyman of the Porkin world. He loves his family, he worries about money, and watches Dodgebrawl on the weekends. Run of the Mill Porkin 5 173-256

Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Vacant Stare
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: LOATHING saves

  • Aromatic Wood Chips
  • Extra-Fried Porkin Rind
  • Pleasanton Baked Beans
  • Porkin Baster
  • Porkin Egg (Only during Phase 1 of DL Guild Raid)
  • Porkin Shovel
  • Porkin Strips
  • Porkin Wodka
  • Squeal-Proof Ear Buds
  • Tysonberry
This Porkin is only fit to make up 3.7% of a HOT Dog. Sorry little guy. Sub-Standard Porkin 5 176-257

Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Stink Butt Bomb
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Durability saves

  • Aromatic Wood Chips
  • Bottle of BBQ Sauce
  • Porkin Baster
  • Porkin Egg (Only during Phase 1 of DL Guild Raid)
  • Porkin Fertilizer
  • Porkin Shovel
  • Porkin Strips
  • Porkin Wodka

Meat Freezer[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
So this is what he mean when he said he was going to lose himself. Eminoink 6 276-399

Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: He pulls out a shovel and beats seven, no, eight miles of pain into you!

  • Ficus Oil
Don't keep him too long, he's got some people to see about some raspberries later tonight. Icy Tea 6 284 - 400

Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals ICE-ICE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Frost Tea
Effect: Deals ICE-ice Damage per Round
Duration: Durability Saves

  • Ice Tray Full O' Ice
  • Tysonberry Punch
She is a pig, and as a pig, she has always stood out. Missy Pig 6 289-376

Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Bad Vibrations
Effect: Deals PHYSICAL Damage per Round
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Ginormous Meatball
He's been know to enjoy a good smoke. ...What? He likes smoked sausage, alright? Snoop Hogg 6 268-481

Wanted

Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Don't Inhale
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Durability saves

Shooting Gallery[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Tameable?
In his defense, he's not really grinning because of how bad you are at everything; he's just taken one too many clay pigeons to the head. Overly Snide Hotdog

10

12

14

1164-1380

2408

2666-3579

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

No


Pasta Orchards[]

Noodly Grove[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
NOMMED! Bing Cherry 6-7 373-

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Bombegrenate
  • Fruit Corpse
NOMMED! Cherries Ruebilee 6-7 311-520

Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Fruit Corpse
  • Bundle of Aspearagus
  • Bottomless Pits
NOMMED! Crazed Carrot 6 282 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • a Carrot
NOMMED! Kiwi Kommando 6-7 287-585

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Fruit Corpse
  • Huge Melons
  • Molotov Fruit Cocktail
  • Cluster of Grapeshot
  • Fruit Smoothie
NOMMED! Superfruit 6-7 300-520

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Fruit Corpse
  • Fuse-d Stem *Quest Only*
  • Honeydoom Melon
  • Fruit Smoothie

Jumbo Juicer[]

Before Quest (Expulpinator)[]
Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
I blame the schools. Bad Apple 5
  • Bad Apple Stem (Quest Only)
  • Fruit Peeler
  • Cluster of Grapeshot
  • Corrupt Froul (Quest Only)
  • Fuse-d stem (During Parts for the M.O.B. )
Me eat fruit now? Bizarro Superfruit 5 Special: Bizarro Beam
  • Bizzaro Bits (Quest Only)
  • Huge Melons
  • Pumpkin Cap
  • Honeydoom Melon
  • Corrupt Froul (Quest Only)
You put the ghoul in the coconut and fight them both together. Ghoulconut 5 Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
  • Pina Ghoulada (Quest Only)
  • Bundle of Aspearagus
  • Pumpkin Cap
  • Corrupt Froul (Quest Only)
He vhants to svuck yahr juice! Vampineapple 5 Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
  • Bombegranate
  • Corrupt Froul (Quest Only)
  • Fuse-d stem (During Parts for the M.O.B. )
  • Gooey Seeds
  • Huge Melons
  • Pumpkin Cap
  • Vampine Fang (Quest Only)


Before Quest (Vehicular Mobility Generators)[]
Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
I blame the schools. Bad Apple 6 277 - 370
  • Bad Apple Stem (Quest Only)
  • Fruit Peeler
  • Cluster of Grapeshot
  • Corrupt Froul (Quest Only)
  • Fuse-d stem (During Parts for the M.O.B. )
Carrot.png Crazed Carrot 6 370
Me eat fruit now? Bizarro Superfruit 6 266 - 399 Special: Bizarro Beam
  • Bizzaro Bits (Quest Only)
  • Huge Melons
  • Pumpkin Cap
  • Honeydoom Melon
  • Corrupt Froul (Quest Only)
You put the ghoul in the coconut and fight them both together. Ghoulconut 6 280 - 381 Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
  • Pina Ghoulada (Quest Only)
  • Bundle of Aspearagus
  • Pumpkin Cap
  • Corrupt Froul (Quest Only)
He vhants to svuck yahr juice! Vampineapple 6 295 - 365 Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
  • Bombegranate
  • Corrupt Froul (Quest Only)
  • Fuse-d Stem (Quest Only)
  • Gooey Seeds
  • Huge Melons
  • Pumpkin Cap
  • Vampine Fang (Quest Only)
After Quest (Expulpinator)[]
Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
NOMMED! Bad Apple 5 179 - 253

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Laws of Gravity
Effect: 50% Chance to lose action
Duration: Beefosity saves

NOMMED! Bizzaro Superfruit 5 183 - 243

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Bizarro Beam
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Loathing saves

  • Bottomless Pits
  • Fruit Smoothie
  • Honeydoom Melon (BFC Ammo)
  • Huge Melons
  • Molotov Fruit Cocktail (BFC Ammo)
NOMMED! Crazed Carrot 6 283-356

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Carrot
NOMMED! Ghoulconut 5 177 - 259

Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Ghoulconut Spritzer
Effect: - Power per Round
Duration: Durability saves

NOMMED! Vampineapple 5 182-257

Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Juice Sucker
Effect: - Power per Round
Duration: Durability saves

After Quest (Vehicular Mobility Generators)[]
Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
NOMMED! Bad Apple 6 288-364

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Laws of Gravity
Effect: 50% Chance to lose action
Duration: Beefosity saves

NOMMED! Bizarro Superfruit 6 280-396

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Bizarro Beam
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Loathing saves

NOMMED! Crazed Carrot 6 317-388

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Carrot
NOMMED! Ghoulconut 6 306-384

Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Ghoulconut Spritzer
Effect: - Power per Round
Duration: Durability saves

NOMMED! Vampineapple 6 269-373

Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Juice Sucker
Effect: - Power per Round
Duration: Durability saves

Pleasanton[]

As a zombie[]

  • You can still fight the zombie animals at the Bean Fields.
  • You can still fight the zombie animals at the Cemetery.
  • You can fight the Maledictorian found in the freshman section of the Bank of Lockers.
Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
That shovel can actually find the square root of your skull. Mathemagician 7 459-529

Susceptible to STEELY damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Zombie Hunter Seal
Poetic justice, hold the "poetic". Emomancer
(female)
7 394-532

Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Account Password
  • Skeletal Key
  • Zombie Hunter Seal
She appears to be quite well armed. Slackninja
(female)
7-8 408-743

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Way of the Fugu
Effect: Damage Output Increased 25.0%
Duration: This Adventure Only

  • Enter Key
  • Intricately Folded Note
  • Skeletal Key
  • Tax-Deductible Brain (During Drawing from Afterlife)
  • Useless Application
  • Zombie Hunter Seal (always)
Explain to me how that possibly helps with math! Mowthemagician 7-8 405-814

Resistant to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Susceptible to STEELY damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Multiply by BOOM!
Effect: Deals ABRACADAMAGE.

  • Marauder's Nonplanar Graph
  • Skeletal Key
  • Tax-Deductible Brain (During Drawing from Afterlife)
  • Zombie Hunter Seal (always)
Gimme a...good lord, is that a chainsaw?! Chainmonger

7

8

408-574

768

Resistant to SPARKLE damage.
Susceptible to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Squad Flog
Effect: Deals SPARKLE Damage

Cricket. She's doing it wrong. Dodgebrawler 7-8 422-660

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Fastbrawl
Effect: Deals damage

  • Athletic Cup
  • Intricately Folded Note
  • Skeletal Key
  • Tax-Deductible Brain (During Drawing from Afterlife)
  • Zombie Hunter Seal (always)
This guy's got ball. Emomancer
(male)
7-8 447-692

Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals LOOMY DOOM damage with basic attacks.

Special: Pretty Hatemancy
Effect: Deals GLOOMY DOOM damage

  • Account Password
  • Skeletal Key
  • Tax-Deductible Brain (During Drawing from Afterlife)
  • Zombie Hunter Seal (always)
He gets 5 minutes for not high sticking. Power Player

7

8

487

637

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Zombie Hunter Seal
The leg bone's connected to the...side of your face! Cheermonger 7 494-555

Susceptible to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Squad Flog
Effect: Deals SPARKLE Damage

  • Intricately Folded Note
  • Skeletal Key
  • Zombie Hunter Seal
That's a jolly good googily! Slackninja
(male)
7 468

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Way of the Fugu
Effect: Damage Output Increased 25.0%
Duration: This Adventure Only

  • Zombie Hunter Seal

Mourning Wood[]

First wave: lvl ?
Second wave: lvl 8
Third wave: lvl 9

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes
Those knives are for cutting coupons. Out of human flesh Zombie Attack!
(Bargain Chopper)

?

8

9

?

645-804

779-1122

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

We're going to need a bigger trap. Zombie Attack!
(Mall rat)

?

8

9

?

553-572

980-999

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.
I don't think that was what he meant by "lose weight." Zombie Attack!
(Mall Crawler)

?

8

9

?

705-745

1071-1103

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.
I wouldn't try to make him sneeze if I were you. Mon-Sterro The Zombie Whale 11 2159

Boss Fight of Mourning Wood

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Rot Topic[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
The streak in her hair is to piss off her parents. The undead thing was her trying to feel again. Lilith 7 401-531

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Brains by Any Other Name
Effect: GLOOMY DOOM Damage per Round
Duration: Smarts Saves

  • Fashionable Zipper
  • Skeletal Key
  • Zombie Wallet
He'd love to tell you all about his favorite band, but you've never heard of them. Tobias 7 490 - 560

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Burst Eardrums
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Beefosity saves

If you were a zombie midget, you'd probably have some baggage too. Weemo 7 443-666

Wanted

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Emo SMASH!
Effect: +25% damage from enemy
Duration: This Adveture Only

  • Weemo's Coiffure (Bounty Hunt only)
  • Spencer's Gift
  • Zombie Wallet

They love each other to undeath and back. Minus the "back."

Zom and Bee 7 462 - 562

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Stunning Depression
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Zip saves

  • Chewed-up Brains
  • Fashionable Zipper
  • Skeletal Key
  • Torn Garments
Chief of Mall Security. Fan of segues. Stan Bury 8 751

Part of "The Braaaaain Trust" Quest

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Bloodbath and Beyond[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
He didn't survive the mosh pit. GWAR Zombie 7 466 - 559

Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.

Special: Stage Sickness (TAINT damage each round)

  • Skeletal Key
  • Purple Julius
  • Tysonberry Punch
It doesn't make you feel very welcome. Hazardous Mat 7 392 - 581

Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.

Special:Machine gun attack (Lead damage)

All he wants to do is slam dance. Punk Zombie 7 434

Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.

  • Skeletal Key
I have never wanted to have a neighbor just like this. Mr. McSealy 9 1157

Found in Bloodbath and Beyond During the "Speedy Delivery" quest

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Full Service Gas Station[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Even in the afterlife, this was the best job he could manage. Squeegee, Bored 7 396-587

Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Zombie Juice Wash
Effect: TAINT Damage per Round
Duration: Zip Saves

  • Skeletal Key
  • Zombie Teeth
In Zombie gas station HOT Dog eats you!
Expired Meat 7 450-534

Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: rancid slime: hold the TAINT
Effect: TAINT Damage per Round
Duration: Durability saves

  • Gas Can
  • Horrifying Sandwich
  • Skeletal Key
Regular or Undeaded? Pumple Wiltskin 8 681

Part of "The Braaaaain Trust" quest

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Junior Combination Piece
Who wants HOT wax? AHH MY FLESH! Car Wash...of the Damned 7 438-573

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.


Special: It blasts your undercarriage with hot wax, dealing hot hot heat damage! Seriously, why did you pay for the Supreme wash?

  • Horrifying Sandwich
  • Humongous Soda
  • Skeletal Key
He's fully loaded alright- fully loaded with TERROR. Herbie the Doom Bug 7 392-588

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

Her kids got her that shirt. Then she ate them. Mother Trucker 7 392-564

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Free Refills
Effect: - Power per Round
Duration: Loathing saves

  • Gas Can
  • Plunging Neckbone
  • Skeletal Key
  • Zombie Wallet

Cemetery[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Somewhere out there, there's a very lonely zombie organ grinder. Dancing Zombie Monkey 7 422-517

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Big Finish
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Zip Saves

  • Zombie Wallet
The plumage isn't really that impressive at this point. Ex-Parrot

7

11

401-581

2217(CtIW)

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Pining for the Parrot
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Loathing saves

This perished pachyderm has pilfered its last peanut. Presently, it perceives your pasty personage and ponderously pounces upon you! Prepare for pain! Zombie Elephant 7 565-726

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special:

  • Chewed-up Brains
You know how goldfish will grow as big as the container they live in? Well this is a pretty big cemetery. Enormous Zombie Goldfish

(6?)

8

?

605-764

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Just Like Houseguests
Effect: Taint Damage per Round.
Duration: Durability saves

  • Brain Feed
  • Chewed-up Brains
  • Skeletal Remains
Wow. No wonder they buried this thing. Baron von Poopie-Pie III 9 825 - 1064

Found in the Cemetery during "Can't Take it With You" quest

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip
Effect: Untyped Damage per Round
Duration: Durability saves

  • Jeweled Dog Collar
  • Chewed-up Brains
The nerve of some zombies, attacking mysterious girls hanging out in cemeteries! Zombie Assailant 8 778

Found in the Cemetery during "Zombie Attack!?" event

Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Bean Fields[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops

For being so small, he sure is full of Wrath.

Chicken a la Lich 7 398-557

Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals ICE-ICE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Cluckmorne Hungers
Effect: ICE-ice Damage per Round
Duration: LOATHING saves

  • Brain Feed
  • Cursed Chicken (During Feeding Fidorkrag)
  • Exposed Bone Shards (During Parts for the M.O.B.)
  • Lanolin
  • Partially Digested Straw Hat
  • Wet Noodle (always)
  • Zombean (always)
  • Zomelette
What's the only thing worse than a talking horse? An undead one, silly! Mr. Dead 7 405-569

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Glue Spewed
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Beefosity Saves

  • Exposed Bone Shards (During Parts for the M.O.B.)
  • Lanolin
  • Mr. Dead's Mr. Blood
  • Partially Digested Straw Hat
  • Zombean (always)
The milk's gone bad. Zombovine 7 392-581

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: The Zombovine's udders burst wide open! Its tainted contents splash all over you, dealing critical Taint Damage!

"Black" in this case referring to its murderous heart more so than it's wool. Black Sheep 8 561-810

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Sheepish Behavior
Effect: Damage Output Increased 25.0%
Duration: This Adventure Only

P.H.S.[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
"HALL PASS?!" Hell Monitor 9 1253-1566

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks

Special: Tardy Slip
Effect: Your attacks will do 50% less damage
Duration: Until Your Cham overcomes this effect

  • Chewed-up Brains
  • Detention Slip
  • Intricately Folded Note
  • Skeletal Key
Salisbury brains? Again?! Lunchlady... of the Damned 7 450-501

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage with basic attacks.

Special: a bowl of Super Spicy Brain Gumbo
Effect: : 64 HOT HOT HEAT Damage per Round
Duration: until Durability overcomes

  • Chewed-up Brains
  • Skeletal Key
  • Zombie Teeth
To be fair, he did get a B once. In "Not Raising the Dead"

Maledictorian

7 454

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Graduation Speech
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Smarts saves

  • Plunging Neckbone
  • Skeletal Key
The driver on the bus goes "OM NOM NOM." Ghoul Bus Driver 7 494

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks. Special: No Weapons on the Bus
Effect: No Weapon Bonus for Damage Dealt
Duration: Zip saves

Others[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Braaaaain.png Braaaaain 8 827

appears in town square during the "Braaaaain Waaaaaves" quest

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Makes you Zombified

PLOT TWIST OMG BOSS FIGHT!

The Faunted Family

8 827

Boss fight of the "Plot Twist" quest

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

The farmhand in the bean fields with the syringe-fork! I knew it. Dr. Ervin Faunted, PhD 8 827

Boss of the "Observin' Ervin" quest

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Vial of Zerum
  • Senior Combination Piece
  • Horrible Doctor Labgear
He's a bile-spewing, ambulance-chasing, hate-filled shell of a man with no regard for facts or procedure, fully intent on removing all joy from the world...and he thinks you're the bad guy in this? Jack Thornside 13 3490

Boss Fight in "The Slammer on Phil Wright" questline

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Basic: Babbling like a madman, Thornside swings his briefcase and deals # physical damage to you!

Trainwreck[]

Damned Dirty Apes[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
If you catch him in a lie, you roughly have three seconds to live. Ape Lincoln 10 995-1136

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Monkey Town Address
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee!)
Duration: Durability Saves

  • Lonesome Banana (always)
  • Monkey Paw
  • Primitive Tools
Over 40 days dried! Can't believe he hasn't died! Raisin Ape 10 1050–1445

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Gummy Yet Crunchy
Effect: Steely Damage per Round
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Lonesome Banana (always)
  • Primitive Tools
Imba wimbo, Wa upepo... Hey! Are you even listening to me? Mighty Young Joe 11 1352-1891

Resistant to CUDDLE damage.
Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.

Lost initiative damage

  • Lonesome Banana (always)
Who left the closet open again?! Malevolent Simian 10 1284–1477

Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals GLOOMY DOOM damage with basic attacks.

50% less damage. Overcome by LOATHING

  • Bow Tie
  • Lonesome Banana (always)
Now he's really getting old! I hope his body can take it. Old Zaru 10 1039-1419

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Moonlight Hip
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: This Adventure Only
(affects himself)

  • Lonesome Banana (always)
If you think this looks gruesome, be glad you never met the man in the purple pants. Furious George 11 1382–1504

Wanted

Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals GLOOMY DOOM damage with basic attacks.

Special: Furiosity Filled the Hat
Effect: Damage Output Increased 25.0%
Duration: This Adventure Only

  • Bow Tie
  • George's Yellow Hat (Bounty Hunt only)
  • Lonesome Banana (always)
Eureka! The gun goes in the hands! It's all so obvious now! Goon'ter 10 1001–1441

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Bow Tie
  • Bowler Hat
  • Lonesome Banana (always)

Conduction Junction[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Haha, it's a baboon that's also a caboose. That's hilarious. Baboose 10 1034–1378

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.


Special: Bringin' Up the Rear:
Effect: Paralyzed (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Missing Data

  • Animal Magnets
  • Lonesome Banana (always)
His heart is monkey, but his blood is boiling! Elantian Man-Drill 10 1028–1404

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

Special: An Elanthian Man-Drill drills down in Monkey Town and then drills you! Guess you're not such a hard-head after all.

  • Function
  • Lonesome Banana (always)
We got a gorilla for sale, Mechilla Gorilla for sale. Mechilla Gorilla 10 1059-1477

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

Special: Right-Hand Return
Effect: No equipment bonus for damage dealt
Duration: Zip saves

  • Function
  • Lonesome Banana (always)
  • Mechilla Gorilla Receipt
  • Top Banana (Only during Top Banana)
You've heard about robots in disguise, but this is ridiculous! Optimus Primate 11 1523–1768 Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.Special: Transform and Dump Waste!
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Durability saves

Curiously Quiet Thicket[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
I wonder if he can get the big game on those things! Antennalope 10 1001–1347

Defeat with E.A.T.E.M.T for daily quest.

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: AM in the FM?
Effect: – Power per Round
Duration: Loathing saves

What the...? Bunny...? 9 753-1089

Defeat with E.A.T.E.M.T for daily quest.

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Worst. Surgery. Ever.
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Zip saves

Those almost certainly don't taste like chicken Frogs Legs 9 820–1091

Defeat with E.A.T.E.M.T for daily quest.

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Frog Around Your Throat
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Durability saves

Not that poaching is in and of itself not peculiar, but he is wearing a train car for a shoe. Peculiar Poacher 10 1008–1461

Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

  • Loose Screws
  • Savory Gravory
Do You kiss your mother with that mouth? Train-ed Trapper 10 1034-1461

Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

Special: The Trapper Is My Keeper
Effect: Physical Damage per Round
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Animal Magnets
  • Loose Screws
  • Savory Gravory

Erroneous Position Relative to the Rails[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
He wasn't laughing when he found out his HMO wouldn't cover those legs. Hydraulic Hyena 9 749-1112

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

Special: La La La I Can't Hear You
Effect: Deals TAINT Damage per Round
Duration: Charm saves

  • Animal Magnets
  • Loose Screws
  • Mangled Map Piece! (quest)
  • Savory Gravory
  • Scrap o' Meat
  • Winged Nut
  • Brick o' Flak (During Parts for the M.O.B.)
One more indecent accident. Monkey Wrench 9 753-1116

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

Special: Temporarily Disarmed
Effect: No equipment Bonus for Damage Dealt
Duration: Durability saves

  • Animal Magnets
  • Loose Screws
  • Mangled Map Piece! (quest)
Sworn enemy of the vicious Fire Hydr-Ant Cool-Ant 13 2240 - 2894

Starts appearing during Bounty Hunter's Bounty

Resistant ICE-ICE damage.
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals ICE-ICE damage with basic attacks.

Deadly, although easily distracted. Laser-Guided Leopard 10 993-1468

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

Special: Locked On
Effect: Damage Output Increased 25.0%
Duration: This Adventure Only

  • Animal Magnets
  • Loose Screws
  • Runic Doodles
  • Savory Gravory
  • Winged Nut
Clearly Someone has the technology Six Million Dollar Manatee 11 1487-2009

Rarely appears except during "Better, Stronger, Faster"

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

Special: Six Million Dollar Headache
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Beefosity Saves

Looks like this guy isn't doing so hot... Sickly Monkey Wrench 9 800

Only appears during Mourning Wood

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

N/A

The Cable Car (NORMAL)[]

Enemies might drop crafting resources randomly.
Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes
He might have been outlasted and outplayed, but the only one here who's been outwitted is you. The Survivor 14 3630 - 4036 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Sometimes they weep. Sometimes it's not for days. Friendliest Catch 14 3929 - 4545 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
It's time to choose, Aspen: who gets your last human of the night? The Begonia 14 3476 - 4083 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Up, up, and away to your room with no dessert! Super Granny 14 3618 - 4265 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
"Yo Ma! We gotta get 'dis old lady's birthday cake dine in less than two hours, kapeesh?" Pastry Overseer 14 3481 - 4251 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Say hello to your judges, Elanthia! Dandy Sackson, Maul'a Racoon, and Rhymin' Scowl! Elantian Idol Judges 14 3694 - 4478 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
We had an acronym once, but we had to censor it from ourselves.

Fantasy University Communications Commission

13 2990

Boss Fight

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

The Cable Car (OMGHARDMODE)[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes
He might have been outlasted and outplayed, but the only one here who's been outwitted is you. The Survivor 12 2053-2245 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Sometimes they weep. Sometimes it's not for days. Friendliest Catch 12 1695-2193 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
It's time to choose, Aspen: who gets your last human of the night? The Begonia 12 1718-1945 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Up, up, and away to your room with no dessert! Super Granny 12 1848-2170 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
"Yo Ma! We gotta get 'dis old lady's birthday cake dine in less than two hours, kapeesh?" Pastry Overseer 12 1610-1855 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Say hello to your judges, Elanthia! Dandy Sackson, Maul'a Racoon, and Rhymin' Scowl! Elantian Idol Judges 12 1640-2370 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
We had an acronym once, but we had to censor it from ourselves. Fantasy University Communications Commission 12 2408

Boss Fight

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Nostalgya[]

Ticket Booth[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
"Trying, dying, you're all buffoons..." Herple Derple 1 12 1653-1990

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

"...you'll never win without bombs and balloons!" Herple Derple 2 12 2073

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

So much blood and so little to murder! Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Mad Willy Jack 13 4490

Resistant to all damage except FIZZY LIFTING damage.
Susceptible to FIZZY LIFTING damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Warp Zone[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Tameable?
The mortal enemy of Lolcats everywhere. Laser Larry 13 2783

Deals FIZZY LIFTING damage.

  • Hardened Emo Poemo
  • Happy Mushroom
  • Porkinberry Cereal
  • Yellow Coin
No
A symbol of loyalty from minion to Turtle Overlord. Avant Garde Koopa

12

13

1900

2825-2870

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Garde Down
Effect: -30% decrease to Durability
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Yellow Coin
No
This guy will actually live longer if his tail fire goes out! Char Hazard 13 2240-2277

Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage with basic attacks.

Basic: Char Hazard clears his throat - which was full of FIRE. Projectile flames deal # hot hot heat damage to you!

  • Yellow Coin
Pies. In. Spaaaaaaaaaaaace! *or* In space, no one can hear you nom. *or* Two Space Pierats walk into a Space Bar. Then they walk into it one more time and start a new sentence. Waka waka! Space Pierat 13 2126-2966

Deals PHYSICAL damage.

Special: Meteoric Subspace Retrobooster X29 Plasma Shard Death Cannons
Effect: Lowers PHYSICAL resistance by 30% for 3 adventures
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Yellow Coin
No
No one ever really quits. Staffos 13 2759-2953

Resists GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals GLOOMY DOOM damage.

Basic: Staffos "accidentally" hits you with his remote control chopper, dealing # gloomy doom damage to you!

Special: Combat Defense Nerf
Effect:-25% Durability for 3 adventures

  • 16 Bit Fireworks
  • Yellow Coin
No
Boy, this clock sure runs slow! ...Get it? Because it's a turtle. Surreal Koopa 13 2033-2680

Deals ABRACADAMAGE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Ice Ice Koopa
Effect: 30% More susceptible to Ice-Ice attacks for 3 adventures.
Duration: Zip saves

  • Happy Mushroom
  • Not-At-All Magical Wand
  • Permanent Marker
  • Yellow Coin
No
Now an excellent source of iron! Postmodern Koopa

12

13

1663

2923

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: The Postmodern Koopa has energy to burn, so he bites you in the leg! You take # physical critical damage!

  • 16 Bit Fireworks
  • Dragon Dandruff
  • Permanent Marker
  • Yellow Coin
No
Dem bones, dem bones, dem drrrrryyy bones! Cubist Koopa

12

13

2343

2722

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.


Special: The Cubist Koopa plays dead, but then gets back up and hits you in the back! You take # physical critical damage!

  • Permanent Marker
  • Yellow Coin
No
If you kill it at just the right time, the stars become fireworks! Impressionable Koopa

12

13

2305

2224

Deals SPARKLE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Impressionist Art
Effect: 30% susceptibility to Sparkle damage for 3 adventures.
Duration: Loathing saves

  • Empty Picture Frame
  • Yellow Coin
No

Shag Pile[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Tameable?
He's determined to mow this lawn no matter how long it takes. Mowthemagician 12 1645-2350

Resistant to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Susceptible to STEELY damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

This level of dust might be beyond you, buster. Shag-Tailed Dust Bunny 12 1605–2245

Resistant to CUDDLE damage.
Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Bunny Dust
  • Not-Quite-Intimidating Number of Knobs (Only during Cool Story, Pro)
Giving new meaning to graphical violence. Sprite 13 2009-2942

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: The sprite showers you in glowing pixels! You take # sparkle critical damage!

No
After the Missus took custody, he just havent been the same. Pockman (appears after you finish quest) 13 2364

Special: Pockman Fever
Effect: Deals TAINT Damage per Round
Duration: Durability saves

  • Cheesy Blaster
  • Generi-Ticket
  • Roll of Quarters
No
He's tired of hopping and ready for some bopping. Clobbert (appears after you finish quest) 13 2113

Clobbertin' time - 30% susceptibility to PHYSICAL damage for 3 turns(Zip saves)

  • ABC Gum
  • Generi-Ticket
  • Roll of Quarters
No
You don't have to ask nicely to him to give you another. Flogger (appears after you finish quest) 13 2208

Special: Forgot the Safe Word
Effect: 50% chance to lose action
Duration: Smarts saves

  • ABC Gum
  • Generi-Ticket
  • Roll of Quarters
No
It doesn't stick its head on the sand, it draws a line in it! Joustrich (appears after you finish quest) 13 2637

Special: Beak Down
Effect: No equipment damage bonus
Duration: Zip saves

  • Generi-Ticket
  • Ashen Tongue
Yes

qPod[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Tameable?
Not the greatest man that ever lived. Wheezer 13 2131-2664

Resistant to all damage except AUTOTUNE damage.
Susceptible to AUTOTUNE damage.
Deals AUTOTUNE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Sweater Destroyer
Effect: Makes the player 25% more susceptible to physical attacks for 5 adventures.
Duration: Durability saves

No
This spoon is too big! Spoon Man 13 2158-2945

Resistant to all damage except AUTOTUNE damage.
Susceptible to AUTOTUNE damage.
Deals AUTOTUNE damage with basic attacks.

  • 9-Inch Nails
  • Garbage
  • Gem Encrusted Spoon
  • Hard Rock (During School of Rock)
No
Looks like it's hamburger time...FOR YOU! Death Clock 13 2022-2934

Resistant to all damage except AUTOTUNE damage.
Susceptible to AUTOTUNE damage.
Deals AUTOTUNE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Summon Thunderhorse
Effect: AUTOTUNE damage per round
Duration: This Adventure Only

No
Its only a coincidence that his name is Fletcher. Arrowsmith 13 2020-2918

Resistant to all damage except AUTOTUNE damage.
Susceptible to AUTOTUNE damage.
Deals AUTOTUNE damage with basic attacks.

Special:Piercing Attack
Effect: 50% susceptibility to AUTOTUNE damage for 5 adventures
Duration: Smarts saves

  • Aerohead
  • Goo Goo Doll
  • Hard Rock (During School of Rock)
  • Score of Matchboxes
No
Check out this creep. Stereohead 13 2226-2902

Resistant to all damage except AUTOTUNE damage.
Susceptible to AUTOTUNE damage.
Deals AUTOTUNE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Banned in the U.K.
Effect: Makes the player more susceptible to Autotune damage, for 3 adventures.
Duration: Charm saves

No
It's an unfair world, as the Quee Potato has eyes to spare. Blinded Melon 13 2346-2923

Resists all but AUTOTUNE damage.
Susceptible to AUTOTUNE damage.
Deals AUTOTUNE damage with basic attacks.

Special: The Blinded Melon hurls his walking stick at you. You take # physical damage!

No

Guitar-Shredding Werewolf Explosion[]

The Road[]

Image | | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Tameable?
11? This one goes all the way up to 666. Vamplifier 14 3215

Resistant to all damage except AUTOTUNE damage.
Susceptible to AUTOTUNE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Notes on Drops[]

Health and Power consumables drop at random dependent on the enemy's Level.

  • Level 1 to 5: Health-eclair, Contemporary Pop, Peach Pierat Spice Tea
  • Level 6 to ?: Tysonberry Punch, Oodle of Noodles, L7 U2 V8
  • Level 10 to ?: Half Double Decaffeinated Half-Caf, Savory Meatbrick
  • Level 12 to ?: Porkinberry Cereal, Cheesy Blaster, LL Cool Aid

(some details to be filled in).

Uncommon Crafting Resources and Rare Crafting Resources appear to drop at random from any enemy.


Elements and manuals appear to drop at random from any enemy, but the higher Level ones only appear for higher Level characters.




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