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Enemies

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See Enemies (Part 2) for next page.

Note: HP's of most enemies vary every battle.

Editor's Note: When gathering HP data, please fight more that one monster so we can see the variations in the HP's thanks RavenSong 17:21, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

Fantasy University[]

The SS Deckjoke[]

Fore Deck[]

Image ↓ | ↓↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Edit
Hip krab, dig sax -- seeks like-minded single krab female. Blues Krab 3 57-83 Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Gleeshroom
  • Krooked Krab Leg
  • Krusty Karapace
  • Meaty Krab Klaw
  • Parsnip
Peek-a-boo Hermit Krab 3 56-82 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Cracked Krab Klaw
  • Gleeshroom
  • Krooked Krab Leg
  • Krossed Krab Eyestalks
  • Krusty Karapace
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Meaty Krab Klaw
  • Mini-Grabber
  • Parsnip
  • Rope
He's itchi' for a fight! Jockey Krab 4 103-147 Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.
  • Gleeshroom
  • Krooked Krab Leg
  • Krossed Krab Eyestalks
  • Parsnip
  • Seaweed-Covered Anchor
  • Untidy Whities
The King of Krabs... if only for a day. Krab King 4 104-154 Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Summon The Seven Crustacean Army
  • Cracked Krab Klaw
  • Diminutive Eyepatch
  • Gleeshroom
  • King Krab Crown
  • Krooked Krab Leg
  • Krusty Karapace
  • Meaty Krab Klaw
  • Seaweed-Covered Anchor
  • Parsnip
  • Recipe: Triple Crown
In this case, taking the last krab rangoon will mean your death! Krab Rangoon 3 59-83 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Gleeshroom
  • Krossed Krab Eyestalks
  • Krusty Karapace
  • Peach Pierat Spice Tea
  • Parsnip
  • Seaweed-Covered Anchor


Hollow Deck[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Edit
"Whea yah gahnna pak tha cah?" Boston Cream Pierat 3 56-83 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Cheese Wedge
  • Fizzy Soda
  • Fur-Covered Pastry
  • Carnivorous Pear
  • Piece O' Cap'n Cake
  • Pierat Cream
  • Pierat Peaches
  • Pierat Stomach (Only during Parts for the M.O.B.)
  • Poisonberry
  • Sea Pineapple
The chocolate is dark indeed. As dark as a pitch. In fact; it's as dark as black crude oil sprouting from a busted pipe in the dark depths of the cold, cold ocean Dark Chocolate Pierat 4 102-153 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Fur-Covered Pastry
  • Ordinary Chocolate Bar
  • Piece o' Cap'n Cake
  • Pierat Peaches
  • Poisonberry
Nerds don't make good private investigators. Pi-Rat 3 57-83 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Cheese Wedge
  • Fizzy Soda
  • Funky Cheese
  • Fur-Covered Pastry
  • Pierat Stomach (Only during Parts for the M.O.B.)
  • Glass of Milk
  • Poisonberry
This pierat has been prepped to get served.. Piece of Pierat 3 56-83 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Bundle of Bacta Bars (Only during He Won't Last Long!)
  • Fizzy Bits Candy
  • Funky Cheese
  • Fur-Covered Pastry
  • Glass of Milk
  • Gundark Ears (Only during He Won't Last Long!)
  • Piece O' Cap'n Cake
  • Pierat Cream
  • Pierat Peaches
  • Pierat Stomach (Only during Parts for the M.O.B.)
  • Poisonberry
  • Sea Pineapple
  • Wee Pegleg
  • Whipped Cream
Just cuz it's got scurvy doesn't mean it can't hurt you Scurvy Piece of Pierat 4 107-154 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • 'S' Foils (Only during He Won't Last Long!)
  • Carnivorous Pear
  • Cheese Wedge
  • Diminutive Eyepatch
  • Firepower Repellent (Only during He Won't Last Long!)
  • Fizzy Bits Candy
  • Funky Cheese
  • Fur-covered Pastry
  • Gundark Ears (Only during He Won't Last Long!)
  • Piece o' Cap'n Cake
  • Wee Pegleg
  • Whipped Cream


No. 2 Deck[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Edit
Don't let the smile fool you. It's thinking about how you taste with hollandaise sauce. Damp Spongeblob 4 103-149 Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ALLERGY damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.
  • Boxy Shorts
  • Googly Eyes
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Parsnip
  • Rope
Dry. Dryyy. DRYYYYYYYYY. Dried Spongeblob 5 172-256 Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ALLERGY damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.
  • Bikini Bottoms
  • Dish Sponge
  • Gleeshroom
  • Rope
  • Sea Pineapple
It exfoliates AND gnaws your face off. Loofah Spongeblob 4 102-151 Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ALLERGY damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.
  • Bikini Bottoms
  • Dish Sponge
  • Gleeshroom
  • Googly Eyes
  • Parsnip
  • Rope
It sees seashells underneath the seawaves! It also sees you. And wants to eat you. Sorry. Sea Spongeblob 4 102-154 Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ALLERGY damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.
  • Dish Sponge
  • Googly Eyes
  • Parsnip
  • Rope
  • Sea Pineapple
It's lost it. Its skeletal structure that is. And its sanity. Spongeblob 4 108-153 Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ALLERGY damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.
  • Boxy Shorts
  • Googly Eyes
  • Loose Leaf Paper
It's... it.. Spengblab Svenblecht 5

11 (CtIW) 		173-253

2424 (CtIW) 		Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ALLERGY damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.
  • Piece of the Elanthian Prop Check (Only during CtIW)


Quest Related Boss Fights[]

Image Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes


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Mad Captain Willy Jack, the Silly Sod of Scissor Street! He'll cut your hair, he'll raid your ship, he'll cook you something good to eat! Mad Willy Jack (with savvy shield) 6 550 Boss Fight of Mutiny on the DeckjokeResistant to all damage except UNTYPED damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.


Stone Giant[]

  • You can use slackpocket to steal: Cheap Energy Candy, Parsnip Juice, Uncommon Crafting Resources.
Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Edit
Madness? This. Is Maddening Goat 4

5 		103-140

243 		Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Madness? This. Is Maddening Goat 4

5 		116-151

182 		Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Madness? This. Is Maddening Goat 4 103-146 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Forbidden Larder[]

The Pantry of Ill Omen[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Edit
What drove this breadbeast to madness? Was it made with 100% unwhole wheat? Bread Basketcase 3 59-83 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Basketcase Rage
Effect: Damage Output Increased 25.0%
Duration: This Adventure Only
This guy doesn't know know much, but he knows you was lookin' at his sister funny, and since that's also his wife, there's only one answer to that problem. Country Loaf 3 56-83 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Disarmed by Pitchfork
Effect: No Weapon Bonus for Damage Dealt
Duration: Zip saves
There are several reasons to avoid these evil eggs. At least half a dozen, I'd say. Devil Eggs 4 106-154 Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Rotten Eggs
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Durability saves
  • Chester's Super-Hot Hot Sauce
  • Extra Fried Pork-Rinds
  • Fiendish Smoked Paprika
  • Spoiled Mayo
Oh, it had a bright future, it did. A sweet loaf once, all bubbling and full of yeasty hope. Soured Dough 3 56-80 Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Sour Eye
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Loathing saves
  • Bread bowl
  • Cultured Yeast
  • Teriyucky Sauce
  • Tin Gel
Fighting for the rights of all oppressed carbohydrates everywhere. Fighting YOU, too. Peta Bread 3 57-81 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Fake Yeast Infection
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Loathing saves
  • Bread bowl
  • Cultured Yeast
  • Fat Wad O' Dough
  • Marshmallow Cheep
  • Spoiled Mayo
  • Tin Gel


Kitchen of Foul Repute[]

Time to take out the trash[]
Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name With Mr. Sheen? Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Does anybody have a 55-gallon drum of Raid? Blatarian Misfits Yes

No 		4

6 		142

389 		Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Funky Cheese
This is exactly what happens when you don't put the bread tie back on. Shambling Mold Yes 4 129 Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
This dessert, once dedicated to its devotion to its yummy flavor, has deserted its destiny, merely becoming a food of indignant demeanor. Fallen Souffle Yes 4 102 Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.
  • Funky Cheese
A puddle of the acidic remnants of a once vile Lemon-Lime flavored beverage. Don't drink it. Lemon-Lime Slime Yes 4 102 Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.
  • Lemon
I GIVE YOU DISHPAN HANDS!!! Grimy Pot Golem Yes 5 509

Boss Fight of Defense Against the Culinary Arts

Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special:Cast Iron Barrage!
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Zip saves

  • a Vial of Unicorn Tears


After finishing Defense Against the Culinary Arts[]
Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
It's a roamin' problem. Ancient Grease 6 274-389

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Basic: The Ancient Grease opens a Pandora's Box of pain

  • Greasy Pomade
  • Half-Eaten Cheezburger
  • Lemon
  • Tysonberry Punch
Is it meat? Is it cake? It's meatcake! Fiendish Wad of Meatcake 6 288-396

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: The Wad of Meatcake may be out of its can, but it kept the jagged lid on which it performed an evil ritual and is now throwing at you!
Effect: Deals Untyped damage.

  • Convicted Wifebeater
They tried locking him up, but the air-tight prison only made him fresher. Marshmallow Creep 6 266-384

Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Marshmallow Cheep
  • Whipped Cream
So that's what madness tastes like! Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor 6 271-394

Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Acidic Milkshake
Effect: ACID Damage per Round
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Funky Cheese
  • Glass of Milk
  • Wad of Brown Pulp
The Sentinent Laserfries became self-aware at 2:14 AM Elanthian Time. At around 2:15 AM they went back to bed. Sentinent Laserfries 6 268-389

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Convicted Wifebeater
  • Lemon
  • Crusty Frylets
  • Adulterated Magazines

The Culinary Cauldron[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
"Whoever speaketh of Ctchewlu shall remember that he but seemeth edible, he eats, and yet he does not eat, he has gone bad and yet he has not gone bad, edible and bad though he is, he shall be eaten again Ctchewlu, the Gross Old One 7 888

Boss Fight of Nutrition Suspicion

Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.


Special Event[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Would you say you have a plethora of puddings amigo? Plethora of Puddings 7 482-538 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. N/A
Whatever you do.. Dire Octet of Puddings 7 405-494 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. N/A
Wouldn't it be fun if there were singing in four-part harmony? Sadly, they're trying to kill you instead. Pudding Quartet 7 424-448 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. N/A
Holy halving pudding cups! Dynamic Pudding Duo 7 405-485 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. N/A
It's all alone! Quick, get a spoon! Dire Pudding 7 443-534 Resistant to ACID damage.
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals ACID damage with basic attacks.
  • Savory Meat Brick (x2)

Diabolic Dungeons[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Awww. All it wants is your corpse. To grow on Big Black Mushroom 3 57-78

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Spore Infestation
Effect: Spore Damage per Round
Duration: Durability saves

  • Fungills
  • Moreless
No one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike! Endless Zombie Horde 3 56-82

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Rotting Stench
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Durability saves

  • Heap O' Femurs
  • Mound o' Dirt
  • One Sock
  • Peach Pierat Spice Tea
  • Pile o' Pelvises
  • Stack o' Skulls
In the dungeon, there's always room for more of these. Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube 3 59-83

Resistant to PHYSICAL damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Ingurgitated
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Bottle of Glue
  • Bowling Shoes
  • Goopy Teddy Bear
  • Half-Digested Foot
  • Slimy Ruler
  • Tin Gel
In the dungeon, there's always room for more of these. Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube 3 58-72

Resistant to PHYSICAL damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special Attack option: Dive In! *Note ACID damage per turn.

Things Obtained Through Dive In!

  • Bulwark of the Dungeoner
  • Chain Mail
  • Clustered Fragments of the Harubrik's Staff
  • Dog-Less Dog Collar
  • Disconcerting Magic 8 Ball
  • Doused Torch Light
  • Fragment of Harubrik's Staff
  • Gelatin Key
  • Gelatin-flavored Cheese
  • Gem-Encrusted Spoon
  • Goopy Short Sword
  • Half-Eaten Carrot
  • Half-Eaten Cheezburger
  • Headpiece of the Harubrik's Staff
  • Instant Gelatin Powder
  • Once-Magical Etchings
  • One Sock
  • Rune Stone of the Dungeoner
  • Spoiled Lime Helmet
  • Skeletal Remains
  • The Dungeoner's Blade
  • Whipped Cream
They just keep going. No bones about it. Infinite Skeleton Legion 3 67-79

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Special: Cackle Madness
Effect: Damage Output Increased by 25.0%
Duration: Loathing Saves

  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Mound o' Dirt
  • Mound o' Mandibles
  • One Sock
  • Pile o' Pelvises
  • Stack o' Skulls
The goat-headed freaks just aren't as numerous as they used to be. Stupid transdimensional immigration laws. Surprisingly Few Goat-Headed Freaks 3 63-81

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Head Butted
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Zip saves

  • Gym Sock
  • Mound of Dirt
  • Peach Pierat Spice Tea
  • Pile o' Pelvises

Boiler Pit[]

Just Right[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
It's a sad day when angels get hooked on dust bunnys. A sad, sad day. Angel Dust Bunny 4 103-154

Resistant to CUDDLE damage.
Susceptible to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Dust Bunny Daze
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Zip saves

  • Hare Brain
  • Rabbit Ears
  • Unlucky Rabbit's Foot
  • Vorpal Tooth
Don't call it a bunny. Trust us. Killer Dust Rabbit 4 111-155

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Bleeding Jugular
Effect: Physical Damage Per Turn
Duration: Durability saves

  • Half-Eaten Carrot
  • Rabbit Rib
He used to be a cereal killer Kruddy Frueger 5 174-248

Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Dreammare
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Smarts saves

  • Cheap Machete
  • Diabolical Beanie
  • Fancy Striped Sweater
The pixie dust that falls from this bunny is known for its most excellent sugar rush. And making heads explode. Literally. Pixie Dust Bunny 4 102-154

Resistant to CUDDLE damage.
Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals SPARKLE damage with basic attacks.

Special: You Can ... Hover!
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Smarts saves

  • Bunny Dust
  • Half-Eaten Carrot
  • Hare Brain
  • Unlucky Rabbit's Foot
The hear it before you see it, the tick-tick-tap of calculations, the rusty creak of the old adding machine. And then -- the horror. The horror.... The Wolfman Alpha 4 115-150

Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Math Howl
Effect: -30% Damage Taken
Duration: This Adventure Only

  • Refactored Protractor
  • Tangenterine
  • Wolf Digit


Special Event[]

To Dust or Not to Dust

Image Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
The bunny does not appreciate your attempts ot dust it Voracious Dust Bunny 5 174-254

Resistant to CUDDLE damage.
Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Dust Bunny Gullet
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Beefosity Saves

  • Unlucky Rabbit's Foot
  • Vorpal Tooth

Hot[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
It's a sad day when a burning angel gets hooked on dust bunnies. A HOT, sad day. Fiery Angel Dustbunny 6 268—400

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage.

  • Bottle of Liquid Fire
  • Half-Eaten Carrot
  • Rabbit Ears
Do not call it a bunny. Its flames will not approve. Fiery Killer Dust Rabbit 6 268-386

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage.

  • Bottle of Liquid Fire
He used to be a white-HOT cereal killer Fiery Kruddy Frueger 6 346-384

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage.

  • Diabolical Beanie
  • Bottle of Liquid Fire
The pixie dust that falls from this bunny is known for its most excellent sugar rush. And burning foes alive. Fiery Pixie Dust Bunny 6 357-380

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals SPARKLE damage with basic attacks.

  • Bunny Dust
  • Hare Brain
  • Unlucky Rabbit's Foot
You feel the heat before you see it, the tick-tick-tap of calculations, the rusty creak of the old addling machine. And then -- the horror. The Horror.... The Fiery Wolfman Alpha 6 295-333

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage.

  • Broken Calculator
  • Oodle of Noodles
  • Tangentarine
  • Refactored Protractor



Special Event[]

The Sweat-Drenched Wanderer

Image Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Looks like he won't be hanging 10 any time soon! The Sweat-Drenched Wanderer 7 396
  • SPF 666

Cold[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
It's a sad day when a frozen angel gets hooked on dust bunnies. A cold, sad day. Frigid Angel Dust Bunny 6 356

Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.
Susceptible to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Don't call it a bunny. Its frozen heart won't allow it. Frigid Killer Dust Rabbit 6 344-388

Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Ice Tray Full O' Ice
  • Superlative Daisy
  • Unlucky Rabbits Foot
He used to be a stone-cold cereal killer Frigid Kruddy Frueger 6 274
  • Ice Tray Full O' Ice
Pixie dustbunny frigid Frigid Pixie Dust Bunny 6 295

Resistant toICE-ICE damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Sun-Dried Pixie Wing
You feel its chill before you see it, the tick-tick-tap of calculations, the rust creak of the old adding machine. And then -- the horror. The horror.... The Frigid Wolfman Alpha 6 314

Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Creepy Dust
  • Oodle of Noodles
  • Refractored Protactor



Special Event[]

The Warmly Bundled Wanderer

Image Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Oh my God! You're about to kill Kenny! The Warmly Bundled Wanderer
 7 455
  • Poorly Sewn Scarf

Brawler's Field[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Gaggle of ghosts 1 A Gaggle of Ghosts 8 650 Appears for the Spiritconfusion! quest
The Very Same Gaggle of Ghosts

The Very Same Gaggle of Ghosts

8 655 Appears for the Spiritconfusion! quest
Gaggle of ghosts 3 That Gaggle of Ghsots...Yet Again 8 565-656 Appears for the Spiritconfusion! quest

The Boomlab[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
All this BOOM really wanted was freedom. Escaped BOOM 10 1023-1468

Susceptible to STEELY damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Essence of BOOM
Free-range BOOMs keep those pesky Explosion Rights Activists at bay. Free-range BOOM 10 993 - 1479

Susceptible to STEELY damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Essence of BOOM
The BOOMs are on the loose! Wild BOOM 10 1041-1457

Susceptible to STEELY damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Essence of BOOM

Bed Bugs (Ron Wheeezy's Room)[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Starched and folded sheets? Useless. Box full of straight-pins? EXTREMELY INTIMIDATING. Water Bedbug 2 25-39

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. Special: Forced Floaties
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Smarts saves

  • Bedbug Lint
  • Quilted Carapace
  • Ratty Sheets
Oh ja! Two is better than one! Swedish Twin Bedbugs 2 27-39

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Defeat when Bed Bug Love Note is used

Special: Swedish Sirens
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Charm saves

  • Love Potion (Only when defeated with Bed Bug Love Note)
  • Quilted Carapace
  • Ratty Sheets
Bedbugmom swears she loves them both equally, but we know the truth. Fraternal Twin Bedbugs 2 28-39

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Twin Headache
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Loathing saves

  • Bedbug Lint
  • Bedbug Love Note (always)
  • Quilted Carapace
  • Ratty Sheets

Don't let his cheerful exterior fool you. He's really just the king of pain. And always will be.

California King Bedbug 3 57-82

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Pain Bite
Effect: Physical Damage per Round
Duration: Durability saves

Futonbug's needs are simple: chill out, listen to the latest j-pop imports on his iPear, write poetry, kill you...

Futonbug 2 29-36

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Bowling Shoes
  • Rope

Student Art Gallery[]

ENEMYSTUDENTARTGALLERY

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
He's obviously never had his happy picnic basket raided by a marauding rainbow bear. Those guys are mean. Happy Camper 10 1539-1845

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.

Special: Campy!
Effect: -50% decrease to Loathing
Duration: Loathing saves

  • Chocolate-Flavored Glue
  • College-Grade Construction Paper
A twisted four-year-old's depiction of the end result of that time the zoo's New Year's party got a little out of hand. Antlered Bee-Bat 10 1539-1662 Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.Special: ?
  • Chocolate-Flavored Glue
"Gentlemen" Badgar the Stabosaurus 10 1818

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.

Special: Bleeding Jugular
Effect: Physical Damage per Round
Duration: Durability saves

  • Play D'oh
Every time these guys go out to eat, they always stick you with the bill. Bloodbill Toothypus 10 1486

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.

Special: ?

Ghostly paramours Ghostly Paramours 10 1548-1856

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.

Special: Danse Macabre
Effect: 50.0% chance to lose action
Duration: Charm saves

  • Childproof Scissors
HappyShrubDeliveryPenguin Happy-Shrub Delivery Penguin 10 1653

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.

Special: The Scratching
Effect: Untyped Damage per round
Duration: Smarts saves

SundaeSundaeSundae
Sundae Sundae Sundae

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.

Special: Frost-Tea
Effect: Ice-Ice Damage per round
Duration: Durability saves

He may not have been drawn with the brightest crayon in the box, but he is the sharpest tool in the shed. More importantly, he's not afraid to mix the two metaphors in order to stab you with drawing implements. Just sayin'. Zombie Masterpiece

11

2909

Boss Fight of The Student Art Gallery

Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Drawn with the most evil of consummate V's. Zombie Masterpiece 12

3158-3908

Boss Fight of Turn Him Into Zombie Masterpieces

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.
Resistant to all damage except IMAGINARY damage.

Townshire[]

Trailer Park[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Just look how adorable that garden is! Adorable Garden Gnome 1 11-17

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Glass of Denture Cleaner
Fortunately, nothing is inappropriate in Trailer Park! Cheeky Cherub 1 11-17

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Contemporary Pop
  • Glass of Denture Cleaner
They're watching you. It's okay though, they have terrible peripheral vision. Pink Nightmare 1 12-17

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Box of Toothpicks
One of these in your yard is a sure-fire way to keep wildlife at bay. Also, solicitors, children, and people with teeth. Rambi 1 11-17

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Glass of Milk
  • Box of Toothpicks
Twin assassins The Buttses

(normal)

(Imagineering a Weapon)
1

11
15

1357-1904

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

The Bump 'N Grinder[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
This is here to make people spend $2 on a nickel's worth of sugar water! 5 Fubar Footlong

4

8

12

?

671–722

1775–1955

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Toasted or Untoasted?
Effect: HOT HOT HEAT Damage Overtime
Duration: Durability saves

  • Angle Grinder
  • Ground Coffee
  • Rep Grinds
He just needs ONE more! 5/6 Bear Claw Collector

4

8

12

?

721–778

2208

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Pop Pots
Effect: Damage Output Increased 25.0%
Duration: This Adventure Only

  • Angle Grinder
  • Ground Coffee
  • Rep Grinds
Ha ha, I get it. He's an "Organ Grinder", but he's actually grinding the organs Conspicuous Street Performer

4

8

12

?

618–743

1965–2355

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Thanks For The Tip
Effect: No Weapon Bonus for Damage Dealt
Duration: Zip saves.

  • Ground Coffee
What, we have to learn German to understand the jokes now?! This was never part of the deal. Das Mahlwerk

4

8

12

?

616–797

2275–2350

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Dawn For The Grinding
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Loathing saves

  • Angle Grinder
  • Ground Coffee
  • Rep Grinds
If you think this looks perverted, just wait until you see them do the Bunny Hop! Hip Gyration Enthusiasts

4

8

12

?

569

1718–1903

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Hip Love attack does CUDDLE Damage

  • Angle Grinder
  • Ground Coffee
We'd make a skateboarding reference here if we could, poking fun at some obscure trick name or famous maneuvre... Too bad everyone here has a life. Tony Faux Hawk

4

8

12

?

?

1658–2285

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special:50/50 Nose Grind
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Durability saves

  • Angle Grinder
  • Ground Coffee
  • Rep Grinds
Don't make fun of him, he still thinks Hockey is a respected, cherished sporting event among the Elanthian people. Wrestler On Skates

4

8

12

?

532-627

1648–2028

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: 2 Minutes In The Box
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Ground Coffee

Townshire Junkyard[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Despite the delicate use of garbage and the artists clear portrayal of years of childhood suffering, it's still garbage. Abstract Metal Sculpture 5 183-257

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

  • Ancient Video Game Cartridge
  • Contemporary Pop
  • Creepy Doll Head
  • Large Empty Bag
  • Metallic Casing
  • Ol' Iron Eyes
  • Spare Tire (Only during Speedy Delivery)
As it turns out, the naming of cats is actually quite manageable. Cat-Costumed Fruitloops 5 182-246

Deals SPARKLE damage with basic attacks.

  • Hairball Legwarmers
  • Metallic Casing
  • Spare Tire (Only during Speedy Delivery)
Hey hey hey! Flat Albert 5 172-250

Wanted

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

  • Albert's Massively Flat Shirt (Bounty Hunt only)
  • Ol' Iron Eyes
  • Suspicious Rug
  • Well-Oiled Spring
  • Condensed Microphone (Only if you have Totally Ordinary Microphone and on Cool Story, Pro Quest)
He's not a tiny gun. Iron Munchkin 5 172-257

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

  • Creepy Doll Head
  • Metallic Casing
  • Suspicious Rug
  • Well-Oiled Spring
Turns out he's just as mean as a junkyard dog. Mad, Mad Leroy Brown 5 174-256

Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

  • Flea Collar
  • Metallic Casing
  • Ol' Iron Eyes
  • Spare Tire (Only during Speedy Delivery)
The lesson here, I think, probably has something to do with recycling, and how we don't do it enough. Trash Golem 7 588
  • Brass Ball Bearings
  • Industrial Tether
Just be glad he doesn't have a knife for a reproductive organ. Bytez The Mattress Giant 4 254

Boss Fight of OMG SLUMBER PARTY!

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

Cookie Gang Members[]

After completing the rocket-bed, you can race (and battle) the cookie gang.
Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes
Sure he's big. Sure he's ugly. But deep down... no. That's it. He's big and ugly. Chunky 8 900

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

It's sad to see young people turn to a life of macaroons. Chip 8 709

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Chain for Fools
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Zip saves

She's only in the gang to be close to him. Really she'd prefer to spend her free time at the animal shelter. Snickerdoodle 8 653

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

In the Gutters[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Visions of pearly white shoes and belts are interrupted by visions of pearly white teeth. Bloated Albino Alligutter

4

11

103-124

2210(CtIW)

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks

Special: Gutter Gash
Effect: PHYSICAL Damage per round
Duration: Durability saves

Clearly ahead of its time.

Avant Garde Turtle 4 108-153

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Go ahead. Call it a square. See what happens. Cubist Turtle 4 108-153

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Paintbrush
If you squint, you can see the shape of a blood-thirsty reptile in there. Impressionist Turtle 4 107-151

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Paintbrush
Would you like to see its bleeding edge? Postmodern Turtle 5 176-235 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Empty Picture Frame
  • Paintbrush
  • a Bottle of Glue
This seems like something you'd find on a wild goose chase. Guttersnape 4 112-145

Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Stunning News!
Effect: 50% to lose action
Duration: Smarts saves

  • Greasy Pomade
  • Snapecall Whistle
Ten points from Huffleclaw! Severus Guttersnape 5 174-231 Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.Special: Curse of the Dark Arts
Effect: - Power per Round
Duration: Loathing saves
  • Greasy Pomade
Has the power to melt clocks. And minds. Surreal Turtle 5 190-259 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Empty Picture Frame
  • Paintbrush
  • Slice of Pizza
Only one thug remains, and now you get to BEAT HIM DOWN. Last Thug Standing 5 259

Boss Fight of "Milf and Cookies" quest.

Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Spatulator

The LOL Catacombs[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops
Cake or death? BOTH! Your only birthday wish should be to survive! Oh, and maybe to get a pony, too. Carnivorous Cake 5 192-257

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Freaky Frosting
Effect: -25% decrease to Durability
Duration: Durability saves

  • Blue Salamander Corpse
  • Sticky Lolzipop
  • Tarnished Calendar
A young kitteh on a crusade to champion the casue of the innocent, the helpless, the cheezburgerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law. Kittkat 4 104-154

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Burninating!
Effect: HOT HOT HEAT Damage
Duration: Durability saves

  • Broken Visor
  • Intact Visor (Only during Mourning Wood)
  • Half Eaten Cheezburger
  • String of Yarn
A cat like this lying in front of your doors will save you mega-cashola each year on your heating bill (even more if you're still using a doorsnake as a weapon). Looooooooongcat 4 102-154

Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Catstricted
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Looooooong Cat Hair Ball
  • Pieces of Meat
  • Tattered Office Poster
Manhole cat iz watching ur poopz. Manhole Cat 4 104-154

Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.

Special: Chocolate Stun
Effect: 50% Chance of losing action
Duration: Smarts saves

  • Shattered Ceiling Tile
  • String of Yarn
I is cat. 4 realz Sirius Cat 4 102-154

Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Bitten Hand
Effect: No Weapon Bonus for Damage Dealt
Duration: Loathing saves

  • Blue Salamander Corpse
  • String of Yarn
IT HAS A BUCKET! Sewer Walrus 5 228-254

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Sewer Stench
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Durability saves

  • Sticky Lolzipop
  • Walrus Bucket
  • Untied Lawlerskate
NOOOOO YOU DONE STOLED MY BUCKET! Sewer Walrus
(after taking Bucket) 		5 182-240

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

  • Sticky Lolzipop
  • Untied Lawlerskate

Sar Chasm[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes DropsAll enemies here are 75% resistant to non-squirrel damage
This dwarf clearly keeps his feet on the ground- all four of them. OR Sit. Stay. Be good. Bark Iron Dwarf 10-11 1006–1540
1629-1895 		Resistant to all damage except SQUIRREL damage.
Susceptible to SQUIRREL damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Damage Meter
  • Dots (Only during Phase 2 of DL Guild Raid)
  • Raid Wipes
  • Vendor Trash
Something tells me he specced into Piercing Howl. Furry Warrior 11 1408-1768 Resistant to all damage except SQUIRREL damage.
Susceptible to SQUIRREL damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Dots (Only during Phase 2 of DL Guild Raid)
  • Popped Pots
  • Raid Wipes

All hail Ragnaruff!

Twilight Hound 11 1307- 1857 Resistant to all damage except SQUIRREL damage.
Susceptible to SQUIRREL damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
  • Damage Meter
  • Dots (Only during Phase 2 of DL Guild Raid)
  • Raid Wipes
  • Vendor Trash

Learning Center[]

Bookshelves[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Tameable?
This would be much less terrifying if it had a Jamaican accent. D-mon 13 2499-2881

Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.

  • D
  • Letter Scale
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Vorpal Tooth
 Yes
C is for Catastrophic, Watery Death - and that's good enough for me. C-Serpent 13 2346 Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • C
  • Loose Leaf Paper
 Yes
Naturally, it keeps a journal. Dire-E 13 2067-2449 Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • E
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Letter Scale
 No
Oh Y did it attack my village? Y did it eat my livestock!? Y!?!?! Y-vern 13 2802 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • Cheesy Blaster
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Dragon Dandruff
  • Y
 Yes
This particular L-ph gas beem known to single-handedly take down L-ephants with L-egance. L-ph 13 2083-2799 Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks. 		No
B-hold! The B-st from B-low! B-hemoth 13 2743 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • B
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • Vorpal Tooth
 Yes
Where's donkey when you need him? O-grr 13 2295-2979 Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • O
  • Loose Leaf Paper
 Yes
I wonder if he and the Grafreeti are in the same union? G-nie 13 2621-2841 Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • LL Kool Aid
  • Loose Leaf Paper
  • G
 No

Dyslexia's Lair (Guild Raid)[]

It appears the lvl of the enemies depend on player's Level (player's Level+2 ??)

  • at lvl 9 enemies were Level 11
  • at lvl 14 enemies were Level 14
Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Tameable?
B-hold! The B-st from B-low! B-hemoth 14 3310-3556 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • B
C is for Catastrophic, Watery Death - and that's good enough for me. C-Serpent Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • C
This would be much less terrifying if it had a Jamaican accent. D-mon

11

14

1862-1866

2473-3134

Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • D
Naturally, it keeps a journal. Dire-E 14 2904-3512 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • E
I wonder if he and the Grafreeti are in the same union? G-nie 14 2784 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • G
This particular L-ph gas beem known to single-handedly take down L-ephants with L-egance. L-ph 14 2820-2938 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • L
Where's donkey when you need him?
 O-grr

11

14

1815 2504-3539

Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • O
Oh Y did it attack my village? Y did it eat my livestock!? Y!?!?! Y-vern 14 3262 Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.
Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.
  • Y
Hwelp Dyslexian Whelp 14 2557 - 3570 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Devilish Drive-Thru[]

Loot notes:
  • Enemies may drop Uncommon Crafting Resources (103 fubar value).
  • Parsnip Juice can be stolen using slackpocket.
Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes
Have it your way. Supersized The Freeze 6 346-449 Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals ICE-ICE damage with basic attacks.
He makes his own luck. Supersized Jack in the Face 6 359-426 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Don't you lay a hand on Mister M Supersized Wendy Quinn 6 321-378 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
He shall simply BREAK you-- with delicious food at competitive prices! Supersized Big Bane 6 356-450 Resistant to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
It's not just poison- it's Drivey's poison. Supersized Poison Drivey 6 316-422 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Unthink the--myah-myah-myah! Supersized Kentucky Fried Penguin 6 322-446 Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
You think this guy looks demented? You should see what we did to Birdie. Supersized Ronald McSerious 7 638

Boss Fight of Gauntlet

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

The Big Top[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes
They said there was no way to make a clown into a badass.. Ferocious Lobo the Clown 13 3680 Resists STEELY damage.
A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent hair. Ferocious Poor Yorick 13 3976

Resists TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLY damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.

How many bodies can you fit into the trunk of a clown car? Ferocious Clown Car 13 3078

Resists STEELY Damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.

@ Urbane Clown Posse 13 3544

Resists GLOOMY DOOM Damage

He's every nightmare you've ever had. Your worst dream come true. Everything you ever were afraid of. Ferocious Splown 13 3908

Resists GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals GLOOMY DOOM damage with basic attacks.

Service with a smile. A horrible, nightmarish smile. Ferocious Captain Spalding 13 3666

Resists GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals GLOOMY DOOM damage with basic attacks.

She wants you blood and she wants her revenge.She wants your blood... she doesn't want to be friends. Ferocious Ringmonster of the Cirque du Dismay 14 5157

Resists GLOOMY DOOM damage.
Deals SPARKLY damage with basic attacks.

Breadbasket[]

Crop Circles[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Tameable?
I don't think anyone really needs to be afraid except the Sooners. Adversary Mine 10 986–1477

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Hut Hut Fight
Effect: 50% chance to lose action
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Blurry UFO Photo
  • Moongrass
  • Tumblewheat
 No
Indescribable! Indestructible! Nothing can stop it! Well maybe a microwave and some butter... Corn-On-The-Blob 10 1081-1461

Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Hunger Pains
Effect: ACID Damage Per Round
Duration: Durability Saves

  • Corn Pwn
  • Moongrass
 No
Shoot, he's just fixin' for some ol' fashioned probin'! Down-Home Country Alien 10 995–1435

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: A Down-Home Country Alien starts singing about achy breaky humans and ripping you in half... wait, what? You take # damage!

  • Corn Pwn
  • Moongrass
  • Pixie Fruit
 No
The extra T can be any number of things! E.T.T 10 1031-1424

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Phoned!
Effect: No weapon bonus for damage
Duration: Zip saves

  • Blurry UFO Photo
  • Corn Pwn
  • Moongrass
 No
So tasty it's outta this world! Fritters 10 995–1329

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Crispily, some Fritters curls up into a large, deep-fried ball and runs you over. Fried foods will be the death of you (in the form of # hot hot heat damage!)

  • Corn Pwn
  • Moongrass
 Yes
He's petitioning hard for a "humans" inclusion in the next Farmer's Almanac. Harvestor 10 997–1444

Wanted

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Cloaking Fields
Effect: -50% Damage taken
Duration: This Adventure Only

  • Blurry UFO Photo
  • Corn Holy O's
  • Moongrass
  • Harvestor's Overalls (Bounty Hunt only)
 No
"What a twist!" Shyamalamagalaxicon 11 1512-1869

Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Plot Twist
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Loathing saves

No

The Camp Site[]

Image ↑ | ↓ | ↑↑ Name Level HP (min-max) Special/Notes Drops Tameable?
No, wait - Don't sock it to me! No! Pleatherface 11 1286–2577

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

No
G'head, G'head! Headless Horshack 10 1061-1466

Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Flaming Book
Effect: HOT HOT HEAT ongoing damage
Duration: Durability saves

  • Pixie Fruit
 No
Whatever you do, don't drop his cargo at the first sign of a Imperial Starship. It's not good business. Odd Jabba 11 1340–1919

Wanted

Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Tiny Arms, Big Hat
Effect: 50% chance to lose action
Duration: Beefosity saves

No
Murder, that is. Jethro Bates 10 1100–1309

Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.

Special: Strike it Rich
Effect: 50% chance to lose action
Duration: Beefosity saves

  • Bendable Wire
  • Red Checkered Blanket

Enemies Part 2 (Bread Basket, Pleasanton, Nostalgya and Beyond)[]

See Enemies (Part 2) for next page.




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