E.A.T.E.M. Undercover (Inside Meat Freezer)
While exploring the Meat Freezer, you come across a very conspicuous looking woman. "Oh, oh hi!" she says with an incredibly fake smile. You give her one of those "you're up to something, aren't you?" looks. "You're not like the rest of these evil, evil people, are you? No, no, you're just a kid! Well I'll let you in on a little secret, muffin- I'm a secret agent!"

...The hell you are.

"Listen sugar lumps, I'm from an organization called the Ethical Animal Treatment in Elanthia Movement, or E.A.T.E.M. I'm undercover right now, collecting evidence to shut down this horrible murder shop! Please don't blow my cover, OK?"