Braaaaain Beatdown[]
Suddenly, Braaaaain lets out a monstrous roar that shakes the ground and
knocks you flat on your back! Graceful.
You black out, the last sound in your ears is Braaaaain snarling as he lunges to surely feast on your gray matter.
Wait a second. You feel funny.
Not so much funny "ha ha" as funny "where'd all my flesh go?"
And is that half-eaten brain you smell?
Uh-oh!